James Milner's awesomeness

[Risso]

James Milner went on holiday to the British Virgin Islands.  They're now just called the British Islands.

[Monty]

Evolution isn't 'natural' selection, just animals James Milner allowed to live.

[SashasGrandad]

When James Milner makes love to his girlfriend it not just the earth that moves...

the whole universe shifts.

[Monty]

James Milner has never had a heart attack, his heart wouldn't be so foolish as to attack him.

[KevinGage]

If at first you don't succeed, you're not James Milner.

[PaulWinch again]

James Milner went on holiday to the British Virgin Islands.  They're now just called the British Islands.

like that one!

[KevinGage]

And God said "Let there be light," and there was light.

But Jimmy said "tone it down," and so the dimmer switch was born.

[Rudy Can't Fail]

Queens? South Bronx? James Milner invented Hip Hop.

[TheSandman]

James Milner killed Tu Pac, Biggie Smalls, JFK, Elvis, John Lennon and Princess Di.

[el león Benidorm]

I'd walk a mile and a bit to rub Francis' face in Milners shit

[Concrete John]

When James Milner works out the machine gets stronger.

[Monty]

James Milner doesn't wear a watch. He decides what time it is.

[Rip Van We Go Again]

James Milner is a bad....(Shut your mouth)
I'm only talkin' 'bout James (we can dig it)

[el león Benidorm]

Milner challenged The Stig to a race in the reasonably priced car - The Stig bottled it!!

[over the line]

James Milner know's 47 ways of getting women pregnent with out using his penis