James Milner's awesomeness

[Holtenderinthesky]

James Milner is ball numbers 1, 2 and 3 in today's Fa Cup draw.

[bob]

For some, the left testicle is larger than the right one. For James Milner, each testicle is larger than the other one.

Haha!

[exigo]

James Milner is so awesome even Arsene Wenger can see him

[kippaxvilla2]

James Milner is Wayne Rooney's mentor.

[shaunyh]

My new favourite Thread.

[bob]

When Superman goes to bed he wears James Milner pyjamas.

[Bad English]

Facebook regretfully announces the definitive closure of its popular application "Mafia Wars". It appears that James Milner has 'whacked' everyone.

[Yossarian]

James Milner runs on water.

[kippaxvilla2]

We have just had it confirmed, James Milner's doo doo's do not stink.

[supertom]

When Milner does press ups, he's not lifting himself up, he's pushing the earth down.

[Yossarian]

James Milner taught HDE the bicycle kick.

[sali,salifou]

When James Milner was born his Mother did not go into Labour, he merely punched his way out of the womb. He then looked at the midwife and slept with her.
At his stage of his life this was the second person James Milner had slept with

[jonesy73]

James Milner is the bastard son of Sir Brian Little.

FACT!

[Arsey]

When James Milner has a shower, James Milner doesn't get wet. Water gets James Milner.

[SashasGrandad]

As is on my facebook.

James Milner can divide by zero.

Anybody can divide by zero...

But James Milner gets a finite answer!