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Author Topic: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving  (Read 3409959 times)

Online aj2k77

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #21720 on: June 20, 2019, 08:30:22 AM »
Monk is a sly looking lizard faced smarmy c***. They deserved each other but ultimately a marriage between two wankers never last.

Offline TheMalandro

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #21721 on: June 20, 2019, 09:33:52 AM »
How long will their owner(s) keep putting money in?

There must be a point where it would actually make more sense to shut the doors and buy another club.


Offline Des Little

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #21722 on: June 20, 2019, 09:57:05 AM »
If Dwight Yorke becomes the latest owner of the official navy blue crew neck I will absolutely love it.

Offline cheltenhamlion

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #21723 on: June 20, 2019, 10:02:11 AM »
I dont think I would stop laughing if Yorke got the job. Tait as assistant and Robinson as defensive coach, with Dugarry doing an hour a week on smoking Gauloises proficiently

Online Chinchilla Bathhouse

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #21724 on: June 20, 2019, 10:39:56 AM »
It's high time Dwight got a break too, he's thrown his hat in that many rings over the years. This is a golden opportunity for everyone.

Offline Behind Bluenose Lines

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #21725 on: June 20, 2019, 11:30:18 AM »
Blues feature on Talksport after noon if anyone fancies another giggle...

Online Damo70

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #21726 on: June 20, 2019, 11:42:48 AM »
Lots of comedy anger here.

https://youtu.be/jFDEtkYWL8s

As amateurish as his team.  Twat


He should have taken a few moments and a few breaths before he started. Also it is clearly filmed in his bedroom in the box room of his parents house. Bless.

Offline Dr Butler

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #21727 on: June 20, 2019, 12:08:57 PM »
It's high time Dwight got a break too, he's thrown his hat in that many rings over the years. This is a golden opportunity for everyone.

agreed...what could possibly go wrong :)

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Offline mallo

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #21728 on: June 20, 2019, 12:24:47 PM »
Wow - just wow. 'The owner wanted to play more possession football' - hahaha - like Lamberk? They don't have the players for it. I can see them tippy tapping it around next season, not getting anywhere near the opponents goal and getting routed each week. Last one out turn the lights off.

Online FrankyH

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #21729 on: June 20, 2019, 12:28:59 PM »
Monk is a sly looking lizard faced smarmy c***. They deserved each other but ultimately a marriage between two wankers never last.

He makes Craig ď Gargoyle ď Gardner almost handsome in comparison.

Offline Towser

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #21730 on: June 20, 2019, 04:01:36 PM »
 in more news from SHA, Craig Gardner joins the staff in a Player-Coach capacity

Offline Des Little

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #21731 on: June 20, 2019, 04:04:10 PM »
in more news from SHA, Craig Gardner joins the staff in a Player-Coach capacity

The great news keeps on coming.  Brilliant

Offline Toronto Villa

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #21732 on: June 20, 2019, 04:17:29 PM »
Been shooting some Nose fish in a barrel on Twitter. One dipshit has a Monk picture up in his profile and says itís in support of him. I asked him if heíll be down at the Sty protesting it with all the Coventry fans?

Offline SheffieldVillain

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #21733 on: June 20, 2019, 04:17:37 PM »
"We're not seeking another manager or Head Coach at this time."

Clotet's job title? Caretaker Head Coach.

It's hardly a ringing endorsement is it?!

Offline Des Little

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #21734 on: June 20, 2019, 04:20:16 PM »
I have a pal who's a Nose.  His thoughts? 'Same circus, different clowns'.