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Author Topic: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving  (Read 2712125 times)

Offline Dave P

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #18630 on: November 05, 2017, 12:49:50 PM »
The sha fans are calling for Big Sam.  😂

Big Sam has strongly hinted that he would like to work for Uncle Sam. Or a club that plays in blue but one that is in the Premier League and definitely not Small Heath.

Fireman Sam from Pontypandy has just ruled himself out according to sky. No news from Big Sam yet though.

That fucking idiot Elvis would fit hand in glove down at the sty.

And 'Naughty' Norman Price is leader of the Zulus

Offline Dave P

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #18631 on: November 05, 2017, 12:52:46 PM »
Pitty villa blues isn't in January rather than February, could relegated them.

Fixed it for you 😉

Offline rim gk

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #18632 on: November 05, 2017, 01:11:01 PM »
Ah, those all-inclusive, friendly Blues.

http://www.football365.com/news/questions-for-birmingham-city-over-links-to-controversial-political-party

I read about this last week, I believe the club have now withdrawn the use of their "facilities".
I would rather it went ahead, would have caused a right rift especially with the council!

Offline nigel

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #18633 on: November 05, 2017, 03:02:11 PM »
My nose mate checked the team sheet yesterday then started laughing when he saw the subs bench.
'What's up?' I ask
'Well, two of the named subs are starting, and, two others have left the club!!'
 ::)

Offline saunders_heroes

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #18634 on: November 05, 2017, 04:23:44 PM »
My nose mate checked the team sheet yesterday then started laughing when he saw the subs bench.
'What's up?' I ask
'Well, two of the named subs are starting, and, two others have left the club!!'
 ::)

Ha! That club has always been amateurish.

Offline Abbeyfealeavfc

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #18635 on: November 05, 2017, 04:45:51 PM »
I thought the big bad Zulus had re-named themselves to "Welus"...with the tagline...every f-cking week!

Offline LeeB

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #18636 on: November 05, 2017, 06:28:48 PM »
My nose mate checked the team sheet yesterday then started laughing when he saw the subs bench.
'What's up?' I ask
'Well, two of the named subs are starting, and, two others have left the club!!'
 ::)

Ha! That club has always been amateurish.

Didn't they forget to enter the FA Cup once? Mind you, they may as well have done that every other for all the good it's done them.

Offline saunders_heroes

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #18637 on: November 05, 2017, 06:51:00 PM »
My nose mate checked the team sheet yesterday then started laughing when he saw the subs bench.
'What's up?' I ask
'Well, two of the named subs are starting, and, two others have left the club!!'
 ::)

Ha! That club has always been amateurish.

Didn't they forget to enter the FA Cup once? Mind you, they may as well have done that every other for all the good it's done them.

Someone should write a book about the f#ck ups that club has inflicted on itself.

Offline class-of-82

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #18638 on: November 05, 2017, 07:51:28 PM »
I asked my blue nose mate if he had a ticket for there cup final against us and he said he found out that he can get one as his booking history was after 2015
so he said I can get one after quarter past eight tonight

Offline nigel

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #18639 on: November 05, 2017, 08:45:38 PM »
 >:(
I asked my blue nose mate if he had a ticket for there cup final against us and he said he found out that he can get one as his booking history was after 2015
so he said I can get one after quarter past eight tonight

 ;D

Offline somec

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #18640 on: November 05, 2017, 09:27:12 PM »
The sha fans are calling for Big Sam.  😂

Big Sam has strongly hinted that he would like to work for Uncle Sam. Or a club that plays in blue but one that is in the Premier League and definitely not Small Heath.

Fireman Sam from Pontypandy has just ruled himself out according to sky. No news from Big Sam yet though.

That fucking idiot Elvis would fit hand in glove down at the sty.

And 'Naughty' Norman Price is leader of the Zulus

Literally LOLing at this!

Naughty Norman definitely threw his happy clapper on the pitch last week :)

Offline Percy McCarthy

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #18641 on: November 06, 2017, 05:48:50 AM »
The sha fans are calling for Big Sam.  😂

Big Sam has strongly hinted that he would like to work for Uncle Sam. Or a club that plays in blue but one that is in the Premier League and definitely not Small Heath.

Fireman Sam from Pontypandy has just ruled himself out according to sky. No news from Big Sam yet though.

That fucking idiot Elvis would fit hand in glove down at the sty.

And 'Naughty' Norman Price is leader of the Zulus

Literally LOLing at this!

Naughty Norman definitely threw his happy clapper on the pitch last week :)

They actually do have a fan they call Naughty Norman. Norman Tompkinson, who stood at least once in a general election as the NF candidate for Hodge Hill.

They used to sing:

Norman, Norman,
Naughty, naughty Norman,
Don't be a c***
Join the Front
With naughty naughty Norman.
« Last Edit: November 06, 2017, 05:56:34 AM by Percy McCarthy »

Offline Ad@m

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #18642 on: November 06, 2017, 06:31:28 AM »
The sha fans are calling for Big Sam.  😂

Big Sam has strongly hinted that he would like to work for Uncle Sam. Or a club that plays in blue but one that is in the Premier League and definitely not Small Heath.

Fireman Sam from Pontypandy has just ruled himself out according to sky. No news from Big Sam yet though.

That fucking idiot Elvis would fit hand in glove down at the sty.

And 'Naughty' Norman Price is leader of the Zulus

Literally LOLing at this!

Naughty Norman definitely threw his happy clapper on the pitch last week :)

They actually do have a fan they call Naughty Norman. Norman Tompkinson, who stood at least once in a general election as the NF candidate for Hodge Hill.

They used to sing:

Norman, Norman,
Naughty, naughty Norman,
Don't be a c***
Join the Front
With naughty naughty Norman.


Bless 'em. They're a cuddly, fun-loving sort aren't they?

Offline Damo70

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #18643 on: November 06, 2017, 07:44:46 AM »
My nose mate checked the team sheet yesterday then started laughing when he saw the subs bench.
'What's up?' I ask
'Well, two of the named subs are starting, and, two others have left the club!!'
 ::)

Ha! That club has always been amateurish.

Didn't they forget to enter the FA Cup once? Mind you, they may as well have done that every other for all the good it's done them.

Someone should write a book about the f#ck ups that club has inflicted on itself.


Writing it would be a piece of piss giving all the resource material they have provided over the years. Editing it would be a f**king nightmare. It would end being an encyclopedia.

I love the name 'Naughty Norman Tomkinson'. He sounds like the host of a cheeky 1950's radio show called 'Show Us Yer Bristols' or something akin to that.

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Re: Small Heath: The gift that keeps on giving
« Reply #18644 on: November 12, 2017, 08:31:51 AM »
Bless 'em. They're a cuddly, fun-loving sort aren't they?

Aren't they just - I shall (ahem) "park this here".

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-birmingham-41953644