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Title: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
Post by: Comrade Blitz on October 04, 2015, 05:01:06 AM: In order for the Mods to strengthen the firewall and login application process, please add your preferred "Are you a real Villa supporter?" security question.

i.e. Is marrying your sister OK?
Title: Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
Post by: Yossarian on October 04, 2015, 08:59:45 AM: Asking them, "Do you care about the Villa more than any other club?" wouldn't work.
Title: Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
Post by: Risso on October 04, 2015, 09:18:58 AM: What is 6+6? You may use your fingers to help you.
Title: Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
Post by: cdbearsfan on October 04, 2015, 04:33:11 PM: Ask them for directions to Sherlock Street.
Title: Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
Post by: LukeJames on October 04, 2015, 06:19:18 PM: Power shift, fact or fiction?
Title: Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
Post by: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on October 04, 2015, 06:39:29 PM: Who was Freddie Goodwin and his mob selling for a bob ?
What two items do you tip toe through the Tilton with ?
What distance do you have to walk to rub Francis's face in the sh*t ?
What did you say to your old man when he said be a...
Title: Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
Post by: eric woolban woolban on October 04, 2015, 09:00:36 PM: How many games did your hall of famer Christophe Dugarry play?
Title: Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
Post by: conman on October 04, 2015, 10:28:00 PM: Quote from: Andy_Lochhead_in_the_air on October 04, 2015, 06:39:29 PM
Who was Freddie Goodwin and his mob selling for a bob ?
What two items do you tip toe through the Tilton with ?
What distance do you have to walk to rub Francis's face in the sh*t ?
What did you say to your old man when he said be a...

and
what was the sexual preference of willie willie bell and his
what did freddie goodwin have in his farm
Title: Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
Post by: adrenachrome on October 05, 2015, 12:59:32 AM: What are you advised to do with Trevor Hockey and Fred Pickering, and why?
Title: Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
Post by: conman on October 05, 2015, 01:06:28 AM: what is the next line to this

and in the final minute ,,,,,,the referee blew up

and if your nose was running
where would you wipe that snot
Title: Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
Post by: dave shelley on October 05, 2015, 09:04:06 AM: What did Freddie Goodwin have a lovely bunch of?
Title: Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
Post by: class-of-82 on October 05, 2015, 10:34:36 AM: Name the last blues fan that actually owned you
Title: Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
Post by: HertsVilla on October 05, 2015, 10:58:21 AM: Do you live in Northfield?

Name your favourite shopping centre? (If they answer Touchwood it constitutes an immediate rejection)
Title: Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
Post by: dave.woodhall on October 05, 2015, 11:05:50 AM: Quote from: class-of-82 on October 05, 2015, 10:34:36 AM
Name the last blues fan that actually owned you

We could say the same...
Title: Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
Post by: Dave Cooper please on October 05, 2015, 01:33:05 PM: Quote from: HertsVilla on October 05, 2015, 10:58:21 AM

Name your favourite shopping centre? (If they answer Touchwood it constitutes an immediate rejection)

Any man who names their favourite shopping centre should be immediately banned.
Title: Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
Post by: class-of-82 on October 05, 2015, 06:05:15 PM: So deadly and randy was not ??
Title: Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
Post by: Villa in Denmark on October 07, 2015, 01:45:01 PM: Quote from: class-of-82 on October 05, 2015, 06:05:15 PM
So deadly and randy was not ??

Now that's almost funny.
Title: Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
Post by: JD on October 08, 2015, 07:32:54 AM: Quote from: Dave Winpercentage on October 05, 2015, 01:33:05 PM
Quote from: HertsVilla on October 05, 2015, 10:58:21 AM

Name your favourite shopping centre? (If they answer Touchwood it constitutes an immediate rejection)

One that's closed would be my favourite.

Any man who names their favourite shopping centre should be immediately banned.
Title: Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
Post by: el león Benidorm on December 16, 2015, 01:07:33 PM: If you were my father and advised me to support Birmingham City, what would my response be?
Title: Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
Post by: itbrvilla on April 05, 2016, 11:35:27 AM: Quote from: HertsVilla on October 05, 2015, 10:58:21 AM
Do you live in Northfield?
YAWN!! Same old bollocks about Northfield.
Title: Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
Post by: IQLowe 33 on May 22, 2016, 05:37:55 PM: I'm confused here. All this stuff about sisters and six fingers is reversible; you can read the same stale stuff on any Blues forum you care to mention.

Maybe an arm wrestling contest could arranged between the two sets of supporters?
Title: Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
Post by: SheffieldVillain on May 22, 2016, 07:56:33 PM: Quote from: IQLowe 33 on May 22, 2016, 05:37:55 PM
I'm confused here. All this stuff about sisters and six fingers is reversible; you can read the same stale stuff on any Blues forum you care to mention.

We wouldn't know about that. Not many people here would bother spending long enough on the forum of a team we don't support to find out.
Title: Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
Post by: cdbearsfan on May 22, 2016, 08:01:08 PM: Quote from: IQLowe 33 on May 22, 2016, 05:37:55 PM
I'm confused here. All this stuff about sisters and six fingers is reversible; you can read the same stale stuff on any Blues forum you care to mention.

Maybe an arm wrestling contest could arranged between the two sets of supporters?

I'd be concerned the extra fingers would give Blose fans an unfair advantage.
Title: Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
Post by: Rudy Can't Fail on May 22, 2016, 08:04:49 PM: Name the five posters on that lot.com?
Title: Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
Post by: IQLowe 33 on May 22, 2016, 08:26:36 PM: Quote from: Rudy Can't Fail on May 22, 2016, 08:04:49 PM
Name the five posters on that lot.com?

I wouldn't know. They like me less on there than you guys do on here. Someone on SHA threatened to come round my gaffe and beat me

up because I wouldn't laugh at his jokes.
Title: Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
Post by: cdbearsfan on May 22, 2016, 08:49:25 PM: Quote from: IQLowe 33 on May 22, 2016, 08:26:36 PM
I wouldn't laugh at his jokes.

I've a suspicion the feeling may have been mutual.
Title: Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
Post by: IQLowe 33 on May 23, 2016, 05:08:44 AM: Quote from: cdbullyweefan on May 22, 2016, 08:49:25 PM
Quote from: IQLowe 33 on May 22, 2016, 08:26:36 PM
I wouldn't laugh at his jokes.

I've a suspicion the feeling may have been mutual.
Very perceptive of you. The difference is I never made plans to go and burn his house down. I was just content to sulk.
Title: Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
Post by: Clampy on May 23, 2016, 07:09:54 PM: Quote from: IQLowe 33 on May 23, 2016, 05:08:44 AM
Quote from: cdbullyweefan on May 22, 2016, 08:49:25 PM
Quote from: IQLowe 33 on May 22, 2016, 08:26:36 PM
I wouldn't laugh at his jokes.

I've a suspicion the feeling may have been mutual.
Very perceptive of you. The difference is I never made plans to go and burn his house down. I was just content to sulk.

Sulk naked no doubt.
Title: Re: Filtering out the BCFC Trolls
Post by: IQLowe 33 on May 23, 2016, 08:35:42 PM: Crumbs I seem to have touched a raw nerve here. Sorry about that.