Heroes & Villains, the Aston Villa fanzine
Heroes & Villains => Heroes Discussion => Topic started by: Gaztonniller on March 17, 2012, 11:33:52 AM
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As anyone who'se been in any kind of relationship would know - be it friend, Girlfriend, Wife, husband, mum, dad, the children!!, etc etc, such relationships naturally go through periods of ups and downs. Some days were all hugging and kissing each other, other times its those dagger looks being exchanged.
Football and football clubs is ( imo) not so much different. There's periods of the ups and immense pride eg League Champions, European Cup Winners, League Cup Winners over the Mancs, and now the low periods ie relegation out of the top flight, or humiliation/ lack lustre defeat in certain matches.
Bearing in mind the previous ups and downs mentioned, & if Villa were one of your friends/associates etc, how would we/fans currently view that personal relationship with the club at the moment?
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Was about to kick her out last Saturday after yet another mind-numbing afternoon in her company but a last minute blowie has given her a stay of execution.
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Was about to kick her out last Saturday after yet another mind-numbing afternoon in her company but a last minute blowie has given her a stay of execution.
Now thats is funny ;D
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A friend of mine has begun likening Villa to an abusive boyfriend. "Has he been hitting you again?"
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I'll probably stick with her, but I don't like her very much.
In fact, I try to avoid seeing her as much as possible at the moment.
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A few years back she got a nice new boob job and was starting to look good again.
Turned out the implants were the kind that leaked and were put in by an idiot so now she's quite sick. And has saggy tits.
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I've been invited for a pre-match meal and a "posh" seat at Gigg Lane to watch Bury-Wycombe this afternoon. I'm looking forward to it more than any recent Villa match, other than perhaps the Cup tie at Arsenal. That tells you something.
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Your cheating on her Top Deck you bastard!
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Not seen it in the flesh since last May. Not gagging for it either.
Contemplate coming back if there was a face transplant, more upfront and a jucier middle :O)
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I think we've both got a bit complacent.
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I'll probably stick with her, but I don't like her very much.
In fact, I try to avoid seeing her as much as possible at the moment.
I feel like that about the Villa
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She's cuckolded me.
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My love her is still strong in fact it's stronger than ever.
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We've seperated, she's trying to pretend that she's doing alright without me and if i see her around, i end up following her.
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Barely on speaking terms, don't like even being in the same room mostly. only staying together for the sake of my son.
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I've been invited for a pre-match meal and a "posh" seat at Gigg Lane to watch Bury-Wycombe this afternoon. I'm looking forward to it more than any recent Villa match, other than perhaps the Cup tie at Arsenal. That tells you something.
I bet you say "My wife doesn't understand me" at some point in the proceedings.
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Saw you today,
Or at least I think it was.
It's hard to say,
We've all changed so much.
Can't bear to look,
And I hid my face,
It's hard to trace
These feelings.
Gone so soon,
The time I spent with you,
Like an old, old tune,
Keeps running through my head.
I wanted to say
So many things
But my mouth went dry,
And one word and I'd cry.
Slender bride,
Your beauty shines from you,
And forever more
I'll be on your side for sure.
A light in my life
That always burns for you,
As time passes
So quickly.
The final stage,
We've both reached some way,
As we board our trains
To different stations.
And the parts we play
And the things we say,
Words on the way
To discovery.
I'm not fickle.
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Weller?
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Cant live with,can't live without
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I bloody love that song Percy. When my Dad was in hospital it was my earworm, week after he died went to see Weller and he played that for the first time in ages, I was emotional.
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Once I treated her with love, respect, gentleness and great reverance.
Now I just do a quickie once a fortnight and wipe my cock on the curtains before I leave to go to the pub.
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Yeah, love it too Chris. Was only gonna post third verse but couldn't resist.
Yes Eamonn, Time Passes from Stanley Road. Awesome tune, check it on you tube.
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Like all relationships I think we're at the stage that we've both got quite bored with each other. The sex has been mostly dull the past six months or so and we just seem to go through the motions. It's been like that before and usually we fall back in love eventually. I'll keep going through the motions until then as splitting up is just unthinkable.
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The relationship's dead really, the only reason I'm staying is for the sake of the kids.
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If she carries on the way she is going, I will bury her. In the back garden.
Fred West is a Villa fan.
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I love her. I just don't like her very much right now.
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I love her but I don't like her friends...
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I love her to bits but sometimes she bores the crap out of me and gets on my nerves. Her new stepdad can be a boring bastard at times as well.
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This sums it all up for me:
Devotion is the key
To the lock that holds your dreams,
Sending whispers from afar,
Has its ways to find your heart
And all the things you never said
You must now say them all.
Devotion gets you up
On those mornings in the dark
When you fumble for the light
Asking what your day be like
And it answers with a call
As devotion leads you on.
There you go
With your head full of ideas
It shows
There's a purpose in your feet
Don't let it fall down in a crowd
Don't let it part
Don't leave it cold
Stay
In its loving arms
Devotion fills the room
Takes the things we love too soon
Leaves us empty at a time
Til we see the sun shall rise
And long after we are gone
This devotion carries on.
Devotion sets you free
Stops you spinning in the street
Ties you gently to a tree
Comes back for you at dawn
Picks you up and makes you strong
As devotion leads you on.
And you know
That you'd better get it right
It shows
There's a purpose day and night
Don't let it go down in a crowd
Don't let it part
Don't leave it cold,
Stay
In its loving arms.
Up The Villa.
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We're still in touch
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Contemplated divorce this year, but have decided to give it another chance to see if things improve
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It's complicated.
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Ours has been a long-distance relationship for- I'm ashamed to say- over 25 years now following 20 years of passion, although I was never totally convinced that she felt it as deeply as I did. That said, the candle I hold for her has never stopped burning and, though it is flickering a little at the moment, it will never die.
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10cc got it right four decades ago: "I'm not in love, so don't forget it ..."
The self-denial in that song sums up the football fan's dilemma.
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I used to go down all the time. Now it's an occasional chore.
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I used to go down all the time. Now it's an occasional chore.
How are the lips?
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I used to go down all the time. Now it's an occasional chore.
That's what my ex said as she moved out.
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For better and for worse, in sickness and in health, till death do us part.
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It was a 6th form romance I can't let go of.
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:-X
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I've been invited for a pre-match meal and a "posh" seat at Gigg Lane to watch Bury-Wycombe this afternoon. I'm looking forward to it more than any recent Villa match, other than perhaps the Cup tie at Arsenal. That tells you something.
I bet you say "My wife doesn't understand me" at some point in the proceedings.
Bury went down to their third successive 4-1 defeat and, needless to say, the crowd were seriously pissed off.
The whole experience was, I guess, akin to turning your back on your missus because you're fed up of all the grief she gives you and having a one night stand with the homely, plain girl next door - only to discover she has all the faults, if not more, and none of the, admittedly faded, glamour.
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Just good friends ......
Still have a key
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Not my fault you got fat, lazy, spent my money and take the piss. Now are you gonna shape up again and care about us?
Or do I leave right now. Even though I love you.
Your decision.
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Keeps pissing me about as to when I can see her.
It used be every Saturday afternoon and most Wednesdays but now she chops and changes at the drop of a hat. I'd planned to see her today, then a few weeks ago she changed it to tomorrow because of something on tele and now she expects me to change all my plans again and come Tuesday night instead.
Tuesday for fucks sake! It's never been Tuesdays, always Wednesdays round her place.
I play snooker on Tuesdays!
The annoying thing is I'll give in in the end and go round. It's that nagging thought that I might miss out the very night she's in the mood for pleasuring me.
Bet I still end up trudging home frustrated and miserable though, I usually do.
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Contemplated divorce this year, but have decided to give it another chance to see if things improve
Pretty much how I feel. Prepared to endure a less than perfect relationship rather than severing the relationship at the risk of increasing the wealth of a lawyer.
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The passion has long gone. I am a little nervous to see her, and when I know it is getting close to doing so I start to dread it and think of ways around it, but still end up watching her over the net and getting my fix. At least it costs less than she charges, the dirty cow.
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Girlfriends come an go.
Villa is for life, like it or like it not.
It's like that and that's the way it is.
UTV
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I still see her every week but don't fancy her as much since she died her hair to ginger! We'll pull through though. I've been cheating on her with midweek European jaunts since she decided against travelling. Have another one to Anderlecht on Wednesday.
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Can't help but stare. Prone to drunken booty calls. And occasional frantic, breathless rutting. God I love you, you bitch.
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Well I still love her to bits but as she is pregnant again her moods are totally unpredictable, unrational, very inconsistent and generally quite out of character.
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A friend of mine has begun likening Villa to an abusive boyfriend. "Has he been hitting you again?"
coffee spitter!
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I would prefer to look at it as a confused teen who dabbles in self-harm:
Yeah, it's shit and it hurts but it's better than feeling nothing. If I wanted to feel nothing I'd watch rugby. As it is, I'll put up with the pain as it lets me know that I'm alive and things are normal.
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Is there anybody going to listen to my story
All about the girl who came to stay?
She's the kind of girl you want so much
It makes you sorry
Still, you don't regret a single day
Ah girl
Girl
When I think of all the times I've tried so hard to leave her
She will turn to me and start to cry
And she promises the earth to me
And I believe her
After all this times I don't know why
Ah, girl
Girl
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I'm praying that she doesn't go down on me...
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I'm still desperately hanging in there -always convinced that we can put the passion and excitement back, and feeling like it would be disloyal to give up on the relationship.
I am however getting rather frustrated that I seem to be the one putting all the effort in - whereas the other only seems to make an effort every now and again; even though they keep saying the right things I am not convinced they care anywhere near as much as I do.
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This last year things have got worse and worse, she is boring and predictable. I make excuses not to see her because when I'm with her I just want to go home to avoid the awkward silences. I've said I'm ditching her in June unless she changes her ways, but it looks less and less likely as she keeps talking about making 'plans for the summer.'
Deep down I still love her but she's become a different person. I'm hoping if we break up for a year I'll find her back to her old self again.
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She was an ugly old cow when I first fell in love with her. Greasy hair, centre parting, big lace up boots and woolly socks, great long baggy knickers. I don't know what I saw in her. Then she started wearing tight little shorts and perming her hair and it really turned me on.
Now she is completely bonkers and has lost the plot but she is still lovely in my eyes and I shall never stop loving her. She is all I have ever wanted.
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I worry more about her fidelity now, sometimes I dont speak about her and pretend she does not exist,we have had trial seperations but i still keep going back even though she has caused me so much pain. I have never considered another though, and I know I never will.
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we're not talking
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I'm hoping that she's just suffering with a bit of Pre Menstrual Tension, but I do worry that it might be a lot more serious than that.
And although I don't see her as much as I like, I will never two time her.
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I'm longing to take her on short city breaks to some wonderful cities in Europe like we used to a few years ago. She says that she wants to go, boasts to all her friends about where she's going, she even plans for it. Then, something major happens in her family like someone walks out or gets ill.
Thinking back though, the last time we went to Moscow it was a total embarrassment, she came out of the hotel wearing clothes that didn't fit, didn't match and were far too young for her.
I fear the way it's going lately it will be a long while before we even manage a long weekend in London.
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We've got some great kids, but also a ginger step-son I'm not so keen on.
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I will always love her. She was ny first love. God she was beautiful! I just don't like her very much right now. But I will always love her. XXXX
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To be honest, the last few months have been a struggle: I've not been looking forward our time together, usually sick with nerves throughout our dates and generally a bit disappointed afterwards. There's been a sense of going through the motions and most recently, I've been happier when we haven't seen each other.
Still, I'm hoping it's just a blip. After all, we are soul mates.
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I love her with all my heart but over recent years she has known that i am smitten and i feel that i am being taken for granted. She knows that i could never love another and i feel this is used against me at times.
I have thought about councelling but i could not bring myself to watch someone else do it. I have even stopped watching it on TV as there is no love like the real thing.
I suppose i am lucky that when she was at her hottest i managed to record some of the best sessions we ever have - and in barren times i always can watch these with fondness and remember days gone by when we were really happy and i counted down the minutes to the next time i saw her. I often travelled to see her (Over land and sea and air) but those days have long gone.
There have been so many times she has re lit my passion only to be left with a semi and a dribble - i am not sure how many more false dawns i can take. Recently her parents came into some serious money, and without being materialistic i really thought all our troubles were behind us - but alas her best friend advised her to waste it on shit purchases and once the money dried up her friend fucked off and left her in a right mess.
Unless her parents re marry into more wealth i think the old days could be gone forever :'(
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Trial separation.
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She has turned ginger and I have to get very drunk to even entertain 45 minutes each way with her.
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I love her. I just don't like her very much right now.
This
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I still love her but she really could do with a decent hairdresser. Her hair still looks like something out of the 1970's.
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I've been shagging other birds for years, but she doesn't seem to mind and I'll still go round for a quickie a few times a year.
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I've started watching videos of old memories we've shared to try and recindle the romance.
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She was an ugly old cow when I first fell in love with her. Greasy hair, centre parting, big lace up boots and woolly socks, great long baggy knickers. I don't know what I saw in her. Then she started wearing tight little shorts and perming her hair and it really turned me on.
Now she is completely bonkers and has lost the plot but she is still lovely in my eyes and I shall never stop loving her. She is all I have ever wanted.
Made me well up a bit
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I've been shagging other birds for years, but she doesn't seem to mind and I'll still go round for a quickie a few times a year.
What, those tarts from Tamworth? How could you, David?
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I'm longing to take her on short city breaks to some wonderful cities in Europe like we used to a few years ago. She says that she wants to go, boasts to all her friends about where she's going, she even plans for it. Then, something major happens in her family like someone walks out or gets ill.
Thinking back though, the last time we went to Moscow it was a total embarrassment, she came out of the hotel wearing clothes that didn't fit, didn't match and were far too young for her.
I fear the way it's going lately it will be a long while before we even manage a long weekend in London.
Bravo!
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Though she causing me a helluva lot of pain at the moment, I would never swap her for one of those pigs from the local sty.
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I'm longing to take her on short city breaks to some wonderful cities in Europe like we used to a few years ago. She says that she wants to go, boasts to all her friends about where she's going, she even plans for it. Then, something major happens in her family like someone walks out or gets ill.
Thinking back though, the last time we went to Moscow it was a total embarrassment, she came out of the hotel wearing clothes that didn't fit, didn't match and were far too young for her.
I fear the way it's going lately it will be a long while before we even manage a long weekend in London.
yes very good.
also apoligies to Gaztonniler,
when i first saw the thread title i rolled my eyes and thought not more of this tired old stuff,
but the thread has been great, some really interesting and amusing well thought out posts, just shows what i know
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I've been shagging other birds for years, but she doesn't seem to mind and I'll still go round for a quickie a few times a year.
What, those tarts from Tamworth? How could you, David?
Not just Tamworth! I'm a right slag.
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Going through a bad spell, rather like the originator of this thread.....
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Still deciding whether to go for a trial separation. Lots to consider, especially the financial implications. I fear if we split, we might not get back together.
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Still deciding whether to go for a trial separation. Lots to consider, especially the financial implications. I fear if we split, we might not get back together.
I think a lot of us feel that way
A few friends of mine split with their partners a while back (albeit their partners were vastly inferior to my once super model version) but have said that they really enjoy the single life, having weekends free to try other partners with no commitments
On the odd occasion that i have "played away" it has never felt right as i just could not have the pleasure i get from my own really performing
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I fear the way it's going lately it will be a long while before we even manage a long weekend in London.
Me and Villa have got a dirty weekend lined up this week. With a spot of luck I should be going up the Arse on Saturday afternoon.
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I fear the way it's going lately it will be a long while before we even manage a long weekend in London.
Me and Villa have got a dirty weekend lined up this week. With a spot of luck I should be going up the Arse on Saturday afternoon.
Bravo!
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Still deciding whether to go for a trial separation. Lots to consider, especially the financial implications. I fear if we split, we might not get back together.
I think a lot of us feel that way
A few friends of mine split with their partners a while back (albeit their partners were vastly inferior to my once super model version) but have said that they really enjoy the single life, having weekends free to try other partners with no commitments
On the odd occasion that i have "played away" it has never felt right as i just could not have the pleasure i get from my own really performing
If it doesn't work out, I can't see me finding someone else. I'll probably stalk her from afar, check up on her Facebook status every now and again, questioning if I made the right decision. I may be unhappy, but I'll never be with another.